NOTE: This post relocated to the new version of my blog here.
1. All of your friends’ names start with @
2. You know what a tweet is and don’t snicker
3. Your tweeted while your wife gave birth
4. Your tweeted while giving birth
5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner
6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you
7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone
8. Your sign your work email, @wonky
9. You don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you
10. You name your newborn @babygirl1
How about some others?
11. You Twitter before you start the coffee in the morning
12. You Twitter from your candlelight anniversary dinner that you are celebrating…by candlelight
Love the list!
I could think of hundreds more…
Thanks for the additions Roxy! So good of you to stop by too.
Your husband knows what twitter is!
You Twitter live commentary during election debates!
-You use your twitter URL to post a comment here
> Your husband knows what twitter is! (via @Sarah_Stewart )
and your husband is sick of it
It was so funny that right after I saw this page, I’ve also found a post on popular Japanese community website by a wife who is sick of her husband keep twittering their private moments.
http://komachi.yomiuri.co.jp/t/2009/0226/227267.htm?g=04
I’ve tried all machine translation site (Google, BebelFish, Yahoo! and Excite Japan but none of them seem to work well, so you will have to learn Japanese to read it).
I’m so addicted, all my time at home I’m on twitter, excluding when I’m sleeping – I’m not that bad!
I need a phone contract with unlimited texts so I can tweet when I’m out. – They’re expensive though. Wow, its so wierd being able to write with out a 140 character restriction.
you tweet to make sure that your bathroom breaks are timed with everyone else so that you arrive as a group and don’t miss anything.
You use the search function for your name to see if people are RT your tweets… !
ha guilty of some of those. I also tweeted during an earthquake, lol.
You feel a constant need to check ‘twittie’ on your iphone.
Your @work, Opps. ‘at work’ and start to panic if to much time has passed and you havent ‘logged’ on.
Your rushing through your day more, quickly getting things done so you have plenty of time left to ‘twitter’
*You eat lunch, twitter and dont care that your food isnt actually reaching your mouth!
You take more bathroom breaks just to escape to ‘Twitterland’
You snuggle up with your iphone @ night.
HAHAHAHA u name ur girl @****
You know you are addicted when you setup your WINAMP to tweet your currently playing song