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1. All of your friends’ names start with @
2. You know what a tweet is and don’t snicker
3. Your tweeted while your wife gave birth
4. Your tweeted while giving birth
5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner
6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you
7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone
8. Your sign your work email, @wonky
9. You don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you
10. You name your newborn @babygirl1
How about some others?